As I was lying in bed yesterday morning, clenching my teeth, curled in the fetal position and cursing my uterus for turning against me and putting me through so much hell after I'd taken such good care of it, I decided one thing:
Evolution has failed us. Or science. Or both.
The human body is supposed to change with the years, yes? But now, with so many women putting off having children, or waiting for a more financially stable time, or only having one or two children, why oh WHY must we go through having a period for a good 40-some-odd years when the window for procreation is limited to a year or three!?
Women should be biologically infertile right about now! We should be taking the Pill to make us fertile! Think of how much this would benefit us! No more unwanted teen pregnancies, no more lives ruined by having a kid, no more frustration for those who just can't have a baby, no more controversy over abortion, no pregnancy scares, no need for Plan B, no more excuses about not being able to swim or go partying because of debilitating cramps, blah blah blah. Nothing but children who are wanted and will be loved, not seen as an accident forevermore.
How sexually liberating!
Oh yes, and Dir en grey's Dozing Green PV isn't as big of a disappointment as I thought it would be. I actually found myself liking the song more after watching the video. That, my friends, is a good PV make. It's surprisingly not as morbid as the last few videos. Bonus: it's mildly coherent. Go Dir en grey, hope isn't all lost.
But really, the song should end around the 3:25 mark.